“When thought becomes excessively painful, action is the finest remedy”.
- Midnight’s Children
I don't know how bad it gets for anyone else during break-ups. Decide for yourself:
• Curse… curse away like crazy… (under your breath of course)
• Bitch about your adversary… do it in a theater. Go watch movies and yell out an abuse every time someone delivers a touchy and romantic dialogue about always being there or true love. "Jhoota saala haraamkhor. Sab saale jhoot bolte hain." Enjoy the audience reaction.
• Burn photographs or tear them up or flush them away (Jab We Met approach)
• Watch a mind-numbing movie (say, a crap movie like Serial Mom… only if it doesn’t make you feel sicker)
• Watch a ‘cute’ movie (read, what girls find cute…yes. For some, that may get mind-numbing too)
• Watch a fuck-all Bollywood movie (watch Kambakht Ishq or Dostana… to drive yourself nuts so as not to think in any further direction… or in any direction for that matter)
• Do some feng-shui, or get a pair of goldfish for happy puppy-love feeling 24/7
• Listen to silly songs… NEVER to amazing ones like Goo Goo Dolls unless you want to get depressed further (try… say, some wanton immature love songs, like PCD’s, Katy Perry’s, Shakira’s)
• Read agony aunt columns (just to close your mind… or to get a good laugh… or even better, divide people into truly heart-broken and loser categories and make your own opinions .)
• Chuck it all and go to sleep (the best-est… but no one tries it in the first place) or take a long, long walk or just run, until your legs hurt… may be momentarily that physical agony will make you forget your mental agony.
P.S. For temporary relief only.
- Midnight’s Children
I don't know how bad it gets for anyone else during break-ups. Decide for yourself:
• Curse… curse away like crazy… (under your breath of course)
• Bitch about your adversary… do it in a theater. Go watch movies and yell out an abuse every time someone delivers a touchy and romantic dialogue about always being there or true love. "Jhoota saala haraamkhor. Sab saale jhoot bolte hain." Enjoy the audience reaction.
• Burn photographs or tear them up or flush them away (Jab We Met approach)
• Watch a mind-numbing movie (say, a crap movie like Serial Mom… only if it doesn’t make you feel sicker)
• Watch a ‘cute’ movie (read, what girls find cute…yes. For some, that may get mind-numbing too)
• Watch a fuck-all Bollywood movie (watch Kambakht Ishq or Dostana… to drive yourself nuts so as not to think in any further direction… or in any direction for that matter)
• Do some feng-shui, or get a pair of goldfish for happy puppy-love feeling 24/7
• Listen to silly songs… NEVER to amazing ones like Goo Goo Dolls unless you want to get depressed further (try… say, some wanton immature love songs, like PCD’s, Katy Perry’s, Shakira’s)
• Read agony aunt columns (just to close your mind… or to get a good laugh… or even better, divide people into truly heart-broken and loser categories and make your own opinions .)
• Chuck it all and go to sleep (the best-est… but no one tries it in the first place) or take a long, long walk or just run, until your legs hurt… may be momentarily that physical agony will make you forget your mental agony.
P.S. For temporary relief only.
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